an inexperienced egyptian god of the afterlife
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami
The summary of Alistair’s life
I’m only interested in the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt!
*slams fist on table* CLINT BARTON
stop accusing me of things i didnt do like homework & getting a job